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Tuesday 1 July 2014

ROLF HARRIS

Now this is my opinion and my blog page.

Rolf Harris has been found guilty and will be charged this Friday for sexual offensives against minors.
Now the alleged offensives took place between the 1960’s to the 1980’s,
not one “victim” had ever came forward to the police until quite recently when it became cool to cry out rape against a celebrity in the hope of getting huge amounts of money for compensation against the star/council/government/hospital/etc.

Even during the trail, some of the “victims” got certain facts wrong, including dates and names.
They even sold their story to the newspapers for more money.
The thing is there is no evidence at all against the man, it is just sheer hearsay (Damn you Kym Marsh!).
Rolf is 84 years old, and I doubt he will survive in prison, I hope the judge will be lenient with him.

GRAPHIC CANDY

I treated Candy to a Wacom Graphics Tablet for £50.
So far it’s working alright on her laptop (“Missy”) as it does not like mine (“Dave”).
Candy now needs to come up with a name for the tablet - we name everything!




Saturday 28 June 2014

BIRDS EVERYWHERE

It’s a scene out of the Hitchcock movie.
Crows, Ravens, Rooks, Pigeons, Doves, and even a Seagull or two.
All sitting on the branches of our tree, in the bushes, on the garden fence or even in the garden watching and listening as they hear the tinkle of Candy’s flip flops as she brings out the food in several containers for the hungry birds and once she fills up the large fitted container on the fence and goes back into the kitchen, the feeding frenzy starts.

As they have younglings to feed and most of our neighbours not very animal friendly, they rely on us to feed them extra food to help out.
The reason why they love the food?
Candy feeds them - Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, Co Co Pops, Dog Food, Chicken scraps, Beef scraps, Bread, Bird Seed, Gravy, and Chips.
All of it is crushed up and smushed for their small beaks.
And they love it.
Tis a weird world we live in when they are sitting on the fence watching Candy and I to finish our dinner so they can have theirs and wondering what leftovers they will be eating.


One of the crows that visit is named Mick Jagger,
He struts his stuff as he walks around the garden looking for food and walks like Mick.
Very funny to see and cute too.

Tuesday 10 June 2014

CAVERNS OF THE SNOW WITCH

This was the very first Fighting Fantasy book I received,
My biological Sister Melanie bought me it, as it was damaged from the MK Library where she worked as a librarian.
It was one of a handful of good things she has ever done for me and one I thank her for,
as I became a huge fan of the series and Fantasy in general.
I am now in the process of trying to get all the books back for my collection as I had to sell mine years ago,
as I needed money for food and electric.
I used to read them in my bedroom, being the hero in a far away world of fantasy, escaping from the home life I had.
It was Wonderful!



Wednesday 7 May 2014

BIRTHDAY FOOD AND CARD




My Birthday Vienetta Roll With Candle





My Spider-Man Birthday Card







My Birthday Dinner of Keema and Chips







My Birthday Lunch of McDonalds





MY BIRTHDAY PREZZIES

Candy bought me these dvd's from HMV for my 39th Birthday.







Tuesday 6 May 2014

EUROVISION PART 1

I am looking forward to the Eurovision this Saturday,
Candy got me into watching this years ago and I am hooked!
We might have a popcorn night whilst we watch it.
Our British entry - Molly sounds alright, but I do love the wacky entries.

Friday 2 May 2014

THIS IS ME, THIS IS MY LIFE NOW!

I have a lot of anger in my soul after what has happened to me these last several years,
I have a lot of regret and I wish things were very different right now.
I do not really have any much faith in my writing ability and I’m fooling myself if I think I would ever get published let alone even writing something half decent.
I try not to think about it but I know I will never know what it will be like to be a father,
to hold my own son or daughter in my arms and cuddle them and whisper ‘I love you’ to them.

I don’t think I will live to an old age now, not now that I have lost my legs and I have high blood pressure.
I seriously miss my friends but I am not in the right frame of mood to see any of them not like this, not the way I look.
I’m worried about my memory and that I am forgetting things,
I see the look in Candy’s eyes when I can’t remember something or we argue about something I said or not said and she looks like she does not believe me or just gets stressed with it all,
how about my point of view that I’m scared about this, that I might wake up one morning with no memory of her or where I am.

Why did I have to lose my legs?
There is so much I can never do now as I will never get false legs, everyone has let me down and it’s not fair,
why the hell did I ever move here, why could she not have moved down to be with me instead? We would have been healthy and we would be working as well.
I have not worked in nearly 10 years now!
Well my parents always said I would not amount to anything in my life,
and what have I done to be proud of anything I have done?

Tuesday 29 April 2014

GREAT AYTON

Great Ayton is a nice and semi-friendly place but the town is a dump,
Dog shit everywhere without it been cleaned away from the council cleaners or the dog owners.

Wednesday 9 April 2014

SUNDAY CRISIS

I had a pretty bad weekend just gone. On Sunday at about 9:05am in the morning I had a seizure and Candy rang up the emergency service and it took them about 20 minutes to get me back to semi-normal. I have no memory of most of Sunday which Candy is glad about, she was really scared. I even bit down hard on my tongue that the teeth marks are still visible. I was rushed to James Cook Hospital as I was diagnosed with a chest infection and I had an x-ray which they could not find anything wrong with me, so I was monitored and given lots of anti-biotics. My lower back got damaged due to having the fit, and it still hurts now, I think I must have twisted some muscles. I was discharged around 7:30pm-ish on Monday evening. They could not find anything wrong with me but I have been referred to a seizure clinic to see if it is anything serious/long term. I do need to see my GP about my so-called infection as the doctors in the hospital could not find anything to cause it. I admit I am a bit scared about this and I did scare my Candy, which I have said sorry and I’d promised not to do that again! Candy is now watching me like a hawk, even more so than she did before!

Friday 14 March 2014

I'M CANDY'S BITCH

I am an abused husband!

This morning I was woken up by Candy kissing my neck which was nice and then she flipped me on my front like a beef burger being flipped on a frying pan and she raspberried my bottom and kissed it!
I was even told that my ass belongs to her now!
Geez I feel like I’m her bitch now! Lol
Help!

Friday 7 March 2014

DINGLE BERRIES

You know watching sheep’s dingle berries whilst I’m eating breakfast can be very distracting!

This past week we have had in our garden -
a tawny owl saying hello to Candy,
a black cat which is the only one in Great Ayton making his home in our garden by spraying our shed door,
and three rooks fighting over the food that Candy put out, the food consists of noodles, keema, pitta bread, and a couple of ginger biscuits.
The birds loved it.

Candy has been rather rascally with me recently,
from blowing raspberries on my bum to tickling me to wake me up in the afternoon,
but the other day I woke up to find that she put red lipstick on my lips! Nice colour but seriously what a rascal.

Monday 24 February 2014

R.I.P. EGON!

Harold Ramis aka Egon from the Ghostbusters movie has died.
Such a bloody shame, a great actor and director R.I.P.

Sunday 19 January 2014

FUZZY HEAD

I have been feeling very fuzzy the last few days and Candy worked out that it is one of my meds named Ramaprill.
I am suffering from all the symptoms and side effects of this tablet.
It was for my high blood pressure but I know I don’t need it anymore so when I do see the Doctors hopefully next week then I will tell them I don’t need it anymore as I feel fine without it.

BASKET CASE

I am watching this horror movie at the moment,
a classic one at that, it’s called ‘Basket Case’ from 1981.
I remember as a kid I wanted to borrow the video from Kingsley but I was not allowed by Dad as it was a horror movie and it would be nasty!
Sheesh my parents were whack!
Anyway the film was very painfully funny as the acting, the story, and the special effects were so bad that I think it was made to be a cult classic.

Friday 6 December 2013

LEGENDARY DEATHS

Just heard about the death of one of my favourite authors - Colin Wilson.
I have read a number of his books on various subjects of the Paranormal and he was very inspiring.
R.I.P. Colin Wilson.



Tuesday 3 December 2013

DUNGEONS

One thing I have learned playing RPGs.
All dungeons roughly have the same dimensions of a sheet of
standard notebook paper.
If the dungeon you are mapping doesn't?
You've missed a secret door somewhere my friend.

Sunday 10 November 2013

Hello!

My name is Jason Gerard Charles Louis and I am a writer!
I am hoping to start writing my novel soon or a comicbook strip.
not sure yet what I am doing
I have many ideas that fill up my headworld and are ready to explode.
I hope you will like my ideas and pictures that I will post on here!
Wish me luck folks!